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Profile of WTFWebmaster (aka : WTFwebmaster)
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Website
: http://wtfshots.com
Gender : Male
Date of birth :
Location : Seattle WA.
About me
WTFwebmaster's true origins are unknown, yet several rumors persist.
One states that he comes from the Northwest, born of a great clamshell.
Another claims that he was begat by a union of stellar gasses in a distant galaxy.
But the one most people believe, and I am one, say that he was originally brought forth by an ancient clan of Cave Bears and raised in a time when all beasts and men could change their form. Truly there was no difference between species other than their own perceptions, which, occasionally, they decided to change.
WTFwebmaster experimented with many forms, Buffalo, Orcas, wolf. But of them his favorite was that of the great Bald Eagle. WTFwebmaster spent many seasons with the beasts of the world, playing, and telling stories. He got to know many other creatures, still known to people of the world today, like Coyote and Raven, Ra, Horus and even Odin. Most of them were fun at parties but you would not want to invite them into your home!
Eventually he began to work with others chronicling their lives on the walls of caves, the sides of rocks-anywhere an image could be made. Especially where they could be seen and shared by others for many years. Now, drawing and painting on cave walls in the form of a Bear is quite hard. Just you try and hold a paint slathered stick in a paw! So WTFwebmaster decided to change, pretty much permanently, into the form of a human being. He liked human females better anyway. Though they can crush your heart they can't crush your skull with one swipe of their forearm!
Today WTFwebmaster remembers nothing of this life as a shape shifting creature and, despite all of it's challenges and troubles, is forging on ahead as a man, trying to live a good and happy life. He lives in Seattle, WA, with his wife, two sons amd two dogs and in his new (old) house. |
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